We’re Spending 14 Days in a Thai Quarantine Hotel

And we’re not allowed to have alcohol delivered.

The hotel room isn’t the problem. It’s a nice hotel room in a nice hotel. It has a desk and a television, a kidney-bean shaped couch, a lovely king-sized bed, a shower and a bathtub, an exercise bike (we paid extra for this amenity), and a balcony that is big enough to lie down on if you keep your flesh flush to the sliding glass door. The balcony looks out over a road that is fairly calm, several high-rises, a cluster of palm trees, and a small Buddhist shrine complete with a gold spire and four…